Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Mo' for Your Money

Generally I don't like to pollute Moscow's premier amateur nightlife anthropology blog with business plugs, but in this case I'm bound by inguinal duty, having known Lochamer ever since 1996 when we were colleagues at Sibneftgazpromsoyuzcorporation's Vienna branch office, then later as bandmates in mid-2001 Moscow boobcore outfit I Hate Your Endomorphic Girlfriend. Back then she had a lez-mullet, and I was still going around as DJ Lazy V.

At any rate, turn to Mo Corporation for all your next-generation performance-driven goal-oriented momentum strategy needs. Pretty standard stuff, but here is their pitch:

holistic development solutions
blue-sky targeting techniques
comprehensive success blueprinting
zero disclosure proposal benefits
market leaders in increase and reduction (I&R) strategies
across-the-board accountability charters
quality-standard matrix approach™
pre- and/or post-market saturation recovery
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Our unique corporate proposition? That’s what we deliver to you!

MO is the leading cutting-edge diversified integration service provider on the international corporate arena. We provide a full spectrum of business-to-business (B2B), business-to-consumer (B2C), consumer-to-consumer (C2C) and consumer-to-business (C2B) services for the business and consumer community. Our commitment to the diversification and simplification of integration practices has led us to develop the groundbreaking quality-standard matrix approach™. This unique IPR method ensures superior enhancement level consistency across the board in all spheres of corporate diversity.

Together, reach for the sky!

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