Nolite te Bastardes Carborundorum

Because this blog is fast threatening to become Vladivostok Doesn’t Believe in Tears, Ufa Doesn’t Believe in Tears or, worst case, Davis, California Doesn’t Believe in Tears, and because Katie already left town with the words “Moscow is a hell-hole of a hell city full of poison fuckers, get out while you still can,” here are two more reasons you cry yourself to sleep on your giant pillow at night:

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