So Marc Jacobs visited his boutique on Petrovka for 45 minutes.
In the words of Adam Sandler, "Whoopity-doooooooooooooooooo."
Who cares about the fey American designer and his beautiful, beautiful shoes. What’s really important here are the colorful human fauna an event like this brings out of the woodwork. And not just the skeezy hipster fashionistas! Also the ones who are married to billionaires and lezz out on MTV and stuff. If you can't get excited about this, the world doesn't hold much more for you.
Let’s have a look.
Whoa, a rare live sighting of Darya Zhukova and Polina Deripaska. These bitties landed Forbes’s second and first richest Russians, respectively. Curious that they still shop at Zara.
Tatu’s Julia Volkova: At least she wore underwear. Note the interestingly hardcore shin tattoo. Does she work at a junkyard?
The real stars of the show were the slim princes, those slips of gay men with a gleam in their eyes and a glass of champagne in their hands.
Marc Jacobs was excited about it all as we were
Mwah mwah! Air kiss
On a related note, all it takes to win my heart are size 38 Marc Jacobs flats. What size? 38!
Photos: mixtura.org, mainpeople.ru
Marc Jacobs, 16 Petrovka Ulitsa, Metro: Kuznetsky Most, Tel. 624-2023