If You Bring Shoes, They Will Come

So Marc Jacobs visited his boutique on Petrovka for 45 minutes.

In the words of Adam Sandler, "Whoopity-doooooooooooooooooo."

Who cares about the fey American designer and his beautiful, beautiful shoes. What’s really important here are the colorful human fauna an event like this brings out of the woodwork. And not just the skeezy hipster fashionistas! Also the ones who are married to billionaires and lezz out on MTV and stuff. If you can't get excited about this, the world doesn't hold much more for you.

Let’s have a look.

Whoa, a rare live sighting of Darya Zhukova and Polina Deripaska. These bitties landed Forbes’s second and first richest Russians, respectively. Curious that they still shop at Zara.

Tatu’s Julia Volkova: At least she wore underwear. Note the interestingly hardcore shin tattoo. Does she work at a junkyard?

The real stars of the show were the slim princes, those slips of gay men with a gleam in their eyes and a glass of champagne in their hands.

Danila cut his hair! How cute is he with his little flourecsent tummy showing

Eerily Dorian Grey-ish MTV Russia VJ Vlad Lisovets

Designer Dima Loginov, who looks like a Kraftwerk Michael Ian Black

Vogue's Most Fashionable DJ (whoops, I mean Vogue Russia) in his element. As you can see indoor sunglasses are in, in, in, my friend!

Marc Jacobs was excited about it all as we were

Who let the freaksi in?

Mwah mwah! Air kiss

On a related note, all it takes to win my heart are size 38 Marc Jacobs flats. What size? 38!

Photos: mixtura.org, mainpeople.ru

Marc Jacobs, 16 Petrovka Ulitsa, Metro: Kuznetsky Most, Tel. 624-2023