Bald Like Me
Look out onto a Moscow club floor, and you'll see a sea of shaven heads. Not just thinning hair, but antiseptically Bic'ed to the scalp. It's the fashionable antidote to a pathogenic lifestyle, as well as premature baldness.
Izmaet Tseboyev, Editor in Chief of "svetskaya zhizn" (dolce vita) mag Menu, the journalistic arm of the Novikovan empire.
1 comment:
Wow. Douché.
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